In this movie, Joyce Jimenez plays a character whose careless ways make people think that she's a brainless bimbo. She's very outright about her love for her, er, lovers.

In my reality, it isn't surprising that people would speculate the same.

I'm no closet slut who projects the image of the Immaculate Mary. Quite the opposite, I'm a closet virgin who projects the image of an easy-going nympho.

I hold no reservations in coital discussions; hence, the tag "sex guru". Well, one doesn't have to experience to know. Two years "subscription" to FHM is more than enough. Get into reading! That paired with common sense makes my excellent sexcyclopedia.

Here's the story.

I've been to 65B merely thrice upon returning from Cebu because

a.) work has been terribly stressful that I just want to fall flat in bed at the end of the day and

b.) I've started to hear some buzz about Lex and me spending our last night together in Cebu which, by the way, is just that - spending the night together. No hanky-panky whatsoever. Ariane was with us the whole time!

Last Friday, I went to 65B for Len's farewell party. [She left for Singapore yesterday] Apparently, Bobby Borbon confronted Len with the nasty rumor through SMS, which Len relayed to Cha.

The SMS went something like "Sis, nung sa Cebu ba, was there ever a time na nagkahiwalay si Floi and Cha? Kase kumakalat na pinilahan daw si Floi ng tatlong San Beda brods at Floi pa daw and nagpareserve ng kwarto. Bakit hindi na sya pumupunta ng 65B? Baka kase nahihiya."

To Chevy, Jennifer and non-Filipino readers: "Sis, was there ever a time in Cebu that Floi and Cha got separated? There's a rumor spreading that three San Beda brods lined up for Floi and Floi even reserved the hotel room. Why doesn't she go to 65B anymore? Coz she might be embarrased."

When Cha told me this, I think she expected me to cry or something. Heck, I laughed like hell `bout it! That's the funniest, not to mention the most flattering, thing that ever happened to me ever since I was introduced to Manila [and non-UP] Betans [and Sigmans].

I don't find it insulting at all. Why? Respect is only how we regard ourselves. So what if they don't respect me; I respect myself and that's all that matters. I still respect them, though. I won't stoop to their level.

Love me or hate me. Either way, they think of and talk about me. They must be pretty intimidated with my beauty to resort to slander. They also must consider me some sex goddess to be able to take on three different guys in one single night. I consider it a compliment. Thank you very much. Now, I wonder who those three are.

Wait, I did take on three guys in a night in Cebu. There were Mike, Ludwig and Lex. But no, much to your disappointment, we didn't engage in a sexcapade. Kalye 70's, fireworks and first fellowship. Haba ng hair ko.

Don't hate me because I'm pretty and I have a strong sex appeal. Hating me won't make you any better; it only shows your envy.

Small minds talk about people. Average minds talk about events. Great minds talk about ideas. Minds who talk about Floi need to get a life.

This is the price to pay for being popular. Pshhh.

Tangina. Ayuss, sarap pala pulutan sa 65B eh. Ako. Hahaha.

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*.* as if! @ 4:07:00 PM • • RBJ