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Don't effin' blame the chef!

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Humor Post

Sunday dinner is one of the meals I most dread because it is the time of the week when I sit down with the family to pretend we've open communication lines and miss Will and Grace to talk about things we've started discussing years ago.

I'm planning to go back to school. I have so many plans. Too many that it might take me a year's worth of post if I discuss each.

Inevitably, Mum is part of the family and her maternal instincts told her to boost my morale by bringing up my U.P. experience. That statement is dripping with too much sarcasm it could've made the entire lechon kawali tastier than a whole bottle of Del Monte.

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There is this girl I grew up in school with whose mother's stall in the market Mum buys our meals from. She always has the nicest things to say to me that it sometimes makes me wonder if it is pure admiration and fascination or sheer envy.

This morning when Mum bought the pork for our dinner, she told Mum that I have a photo in Friendster of me wearing a bikini. If I may quote, "Ang lakas ng loob ni Floi, nagpo-post ng picture sa Friendster ng naka-bikini."

I am bold and it's no secret. But, there was something in the way she said it to my Mum [or perhaps Mum can only think of negative remarks to say about her beloved reckless daughter] that made Mum say, "Mahilig ka magbilad ng sarili."

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said his birthday is on the 13th of September.

Why does his profile have below it on my homepage???

Liar Liar
Pants on fire

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There is no satisfaction for guys. The same goes for Weird-Eyed Girls who has the funniest things to say to girls who help their fraternal brods win them back. Perhaps, they consider it flattering when the girls who help their fraternal brods are mistaken to be them by the fraternal brod's tell-tale dark-skinned younger sister when the girls who help their fraternal brods spend the night at the fraternal brod's house to watch movies, get drunk and bangbangbang [c/o Chevy hahaha].


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*.* as if! @ 9:34:00 PM • • RBJ

 


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sleeps with butterflies ~ tori amos



Airplanes take you away again
Are you flying
Above where we live?
Then I look up a glare in my eyes
Are you having regrets about last night?
I'm not but I like rivers that rush in
So then I dove in
Is there trouble ahead
For you the acrobat?
I won't push you unless you have a net


You say the word
You know I will find you
Or if you need some time
I don't mind
I don't hold on
To the tail of your kite
I'm not like the girls that you've known
But I believe I'm worth coming home to
Kiss away night
This girl only sleeps with butterflies
With butterflies
So go on and fly then boy


Balloons
Look good from on the ground
I fear with pins and needles around
We may fall then stumble
Upon a carousel
It could take us anywhere

You say the word
You know I will find you
Or if you need some time
I don't mind
I don't hold on
To the tail of your kite
I'm not like the girls that you've known
But I believe I'm worth coming home to
Kiss away night
This girl, this girl

You say the word
You know I will find you
Or if you need some time
I don't mind
I don't hold on
To the tail of your kite
I'm not like the girls that you've known
But I believe I'm worth coming home to
Kiss away night
This girl only sleeps with butterflies
With butterflies
With butterflies
So go on and fly boy


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