Why is it that when I say the k-word, people squirm and stare at me like I'm a whore of sorts but when I say coitus, they nod and smile politely? The words mean the same effin' thing dammit! Oh yeah, the two words both mean effin'. Hehehe. [See? I can't even type the k-word on my blog in fear of being judged] It must have something to do with euphemism, I know, but does that mean that our native language is scandalous beside the english term of that same word?

Can two people sleep together and wake up the next morning and go on with their lives as if nothing happened? Two friends, specifically.

I'd like to think that four of my friends love me enough to make sure that I am well taken care of to offer the unspeakable. Or perhaps they're all joking. Well, I'm not joking when I say that I AM DESPERATELY IN NEED OF PHYSICAL AFFECTION.

Whoopsie, I've said enough. Back to regular programming.

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*.* as if! @ 11:27:00 PM • • RBJ