A conversation with a Blue Eagles law student:
Floi: I just don't get it. Why do I always end up with jerks? Can't I make a quality man fall for me?
ALS: How can you expect to make a good man fall for you when you don't act like you deserve one?
Floi: How should I act then?
ALS: I dunno. Just don't act like you do now.
Floi: Why? How do I act like now?
ALS: A bitch?
Floi: But that's who I am!
ALS: I rest my case
Turn the other cheek. A conversation with a Red Lions law student:
Floi: Isn't it frustrating to know that a lot of guys love me but the one person I love doesn't?
SBLS: No.
Floi: Why?
SBLS: Coz that would be being selfish.
Floi: Huh?
SBLS: It shows you can't be contented with what you have.
Floi: But I don't have anything! Just unreciprocated love.
SBLS: Well, that's how the other guys must feel.
Floi: So, you're saying I should settle for the one available over the one I truly want to be with?
SBLS: I'm not saying anything. Look at it this way. Would you rather it be a chain, you hurting because of someone while others are hurting because of you? Or cut the chain and be with someone who loves you?
Floi: But wouldn't that be more hurtful for him? He's loving me while I can't love him back?
SBLS: Haven't you heard of eventually learning to love the guy?
Floi: I have but I don't believe in it.
SBLS: So what makes you so sure that the one YOU love would eventually love YOU back?
Floi: Of course, he will. I'm THAT irresistible.
SBLS: I rest my case.
*.* as if! @ 3:57:00 PM • • RBJ
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