Something for you to do

as stolen from jowein

1. copy this whole list into your journal.
2. bold the things that you have in common with me. (bold can be used as verb? how funn!)
3. whatever you don't bold, replace with things about you.
4. indicate that you stole it from me. or whoever was the victim of your vile, vile cut+pasteage.


01. one is the loneliest number.
02. i think the man of my dreams is right in front of me.
03. i enjoy quoting myself.
04. i don't like important things, i never know how to handle them.
05. i value opposition. it brings out the monster in me.
06. in my head, paranoia is almost an emotion.
07. i generally ignore "bad" things, and i try hard to cover it up with shiny kiddie-stuff.
08. i enjoy being awake at 2am. and 3am and 4am. then getting up at 1pm.
09. i believe things only when they are italized. (or bold-ed. html-ified)
10. i wish i wasn't so afraid of getting hurt. [by myself]
11. i'm secretly really selfish. [quite too secretly. people would never have noticed]
12. i have lotsa secrets it seems scary even to me sometimes.
13. anything can be put between asterisks, and they magically turn into an emotion. *see*
14. oracles are for those who needs a serious reality check.
15. i get really jealous really easily. [and am not afraid to show it]
16. i like whining constructively.
17. coffee is much like breastmilk for adults.
18. lesbians are the scariest gender. [or non-gender]
19. strike-throughs are the truth.
20. i check my email everyday second! to see if i got new email, sometimes i check more than once twenty times a day.
21. i cannot wing anything in life. i'm not a wing-er.
22. vanity is my favorite sin.
23. i don't like people/buddies who drink. i love them.
24. i think social drinking is the worst.
25. i've never done drugs. [and don't intend to]
26. i appreciate inspiration.
27. it comes to me in trucks.
28. i hate people who expect me to engage in life all the time. (life should engage in me!)
29. i like making phrases.
30. i want to be famous. period.
31. on my bed, i've got an extra pillow for hugging.
32. i like taking long walks with buddies.
33. my mother irritates me like no one else; yet i rely on her for everything.
34. i often forget that i'm not the center of the universe.[though i am for most guys. haha]
35. to be sixty and still alive would be the scariest thing.
36. i hate publicizing imperfect work.
37. i'm very clingy, usually to just one person and i ignore everyone else. but only in secret.
38. i always think everyone admires me.
39. i live a lot inside my head. [which is a very very scary place]
40. spelling errors really bug me.
41. incorrect grammar, unless done purposely, is the most terrible terrible thing.
42. i am a fairy godmother, especially in the face of gorgeousness.
43. love at home is measured by bonbons&chocolates&icecream.
44. frappe at Starbucks after a long day at work makes me very happy.
45. i hate competition but i still want to be the best.
46. i am confusing at times.
47. i'd rather watch than do. mostly.
48. i want to be everything to someone who is everything to me.
49. i know how to have offline fun. hard.
50. i love watching people.
51. i like silence at times. like once a year.
52. i wish i don't have to pay attention.
53. i wish money wasn't an issue. so much.
54. i like the smell of matchsticks and cigarettes.
55. i want to be everyone's favorite person.
56. nostalgia isn't cheap! despite what sir sayson says.
57. i always need an example for everything, whether or not i follow it.
58. if i'm bored i won't do my work.
59. i love giving long, drawn-out letters to people.
60. i wish people would write back. really wish.
61. i'm not nihilistic and just acceptacceptaccept.
62. i'm also very optimistic. and happy. and loveverything!
63. i always contradict myself. ohways.
64. i have 0 to 5 real friends.
65. sometimes i don't care.
66. sometimes i say "sometimes" but mean "always". like now.
67. sometimes i say "sometimes" but mean "always". like now. and in #66.
68. i always repeat myself. often because i never think that anyone understands.
69. i make generalizations.
70. i aim to get too close to people.
71. i definitely know what i want.
72. i exaggerate a lot.
73. i like the smell of books. old books, new books, crummy books. [but not those in the library]
74. i like meeting high standards.
75. adjectives/adverbs are my best friends. they, and not verbs, are the real action words.
76. i'm very [hypo]critical.
77. i don't care much for formal things.
78. i don't pay attention to current events.
79. i can appreciate beauty when it is framed.
80. i compose narratives in my head whenever anything happens. including punctuation. to death.
81. i compose blogger posts in my head as things happen. always.
82. i hate my henna pants, but my ass looks great on it.
83. i loved school. and fire tree blossoms in august. [especially those by the dirt road on the way to math class]
84. every summer i make an "ode to summer (in los baños)"
85. i focus best on the things that distract me from what i "should" be doing.
86. i don't believe in decisions.
87. i am so arrogant that i believe that i am always right.
88. i am very opinionated. usually about pointless things.
89. i think lots of things are pointless.
90. i love life. [and in love with it]
91. i am never angry for more than ten seconds.
92. i think i'm smarter than everyone. how arrogant (see #87)
93. i often doubt myself.
94. i'm too nice for words.
95. i often use words without knowing what they mean.
96. i often say things without knowing what i mean.
97. but sometimes i'm too nice.
98. I dwell on things that I shouldn't.
99. i capitalize inconsistently.
100. i don't sleep enough.

hmpf!

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I'm on the look-out for you dumb or dumber with IP address 202.138.137.30.

If you got nothing nice to say, just leave my site. I don't need readers like you.

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*.* as if! @ 2:31:00 PM • • RBJ